Etiquette

This section is intended to be helpful.  I want to guide us toward having the best session possible. I want to clarify my boundaries, so you have a better idea of what to expect.  Hopefully, this section will help you decide if we will be a good match.  This section is designed to give you an idea of what I expect from you during our appointment.  

 Hygiene

Shower. Brush your teeth. Trim your fingernails, making sure there isn't dirt under them. Wash your hands at the beginning of the session. Sorry…some people have to be told.

Communication 

During our appointment (not in our e-mails), I absolutely encourage you to be explicit, tell me what you do and don't like, and communicate to me if there is anything you want me to change. I can be very accommodating, and I want you to be 100% comfortable and happy. If you ask me to change something, I will not be offended. I prefer to have a chance to fix anything you aren't happy with. 

Respect

Mutual respect is a requirement for any relationship, so let’s just play nice.

Please, do not ask for:

Discounts, my total submission, photography or video, anything involving: children, animals, scat, me receiving golden showers, me receiving or giving Roman showers, necrophilia, strip tease shows, or two lady meetings.

Small Talk 

I do not chit chat, make small talk, or have long phone or IM conversations.  This is not because I dislike you or find you dull.  Sadly, I simply do not have the spare time to chat or make small talk.  Please respect my time by keeping things "strictly business" until we meet in person.  When we meet in person, we can talk about anything and everything, but over the phone or e-mail I need to be very to-the-point and focused on booking appointments and answering questions pertinent to booking appointments.

During The Session

Please quietly leave your gift donation on a table or counter in a plain envelope at the beginning of the session. Make sure to put my name on the front of the envelope. It is spelled C-e-l-e-s-t-e.

NCNS (No Call, No Show)

If you must cancel, please e-mail or call to let me know.  As much notice as possible is required.  If you do not call or e mail  I will blacklist you, which is not fun for either of us. If you are blacklisted the only way I will ever allow contact with you is if you pay for my wasted time. Wasted time includes me getting ready, driving to the location, and returning home as well as the allotted time for the appointment that I could have booked with another gentleman. For a one hour appointment that you did not call to cancel the charge will be $450. Can you tell I really hate NCNS?